Victoria Probert

Self-promotion · 2018

Copywriter Against Humanity

The rules are simple.

Two cards. Black card: “Who publicly discovered a fear of heights in front of a large crowd while scaling a 60 ft. climbing tower?” White card: “Victoria Probert.”

The rules of the game are simple: choose any card knowing that the best answer to any question is always Victoria Probert.

Two cards. Black card: “Who eats popcorn with a spoon?” White card: “Victoria Probert.”
Two cards. Black card: “Who wears shower shoes, even in the comfort of her own home?” White card: “Victoria Probert.”
Two cards. Black card: “Whose beloved childhood stuffed animal was a plush, oversized fish named Mr. Big Lips?” White card: “Victoria Probert.”
Two cards. Black card: “Who had a lucrative high school business writing papers and college essays for upperclassmen?” White card: “Victoria Probert.”
Two cards. Black card: “Who always puts the chain lock on their apartment door while watching ID: Investigation Discovery channel?” White card: “Victoria Probert.”
Two cards. Black card: “Who fantasizes about leaving it all behind and travelling the world with Action Bronson?” White card: “Victoria Probert.”
Two cards. Black card: “Who has the magical ability to revive dead plants her friends have neglected?” White card: “Victoria Probert.”