Victoria Probert

What do people really want to know about me?

What I’m using, wearing, buying, rebuying, putting on my face, and putting in my hair.
I get asked a lot.

So, here it is: my deeply researched, highly subjective, trial-by-fire-and-error, ever-evolving rotation.

Please note: I’m not an aesthetician or stylist. I am, however, a professional product hoarder with serious opinions. And before you ask: no paid partnerships or affiliate commissions here. Just an uncontrollable urge to share the products I think are actually worth it.

Victoria Probert outside a shop with Glossier and Malin+Goetz bags
Kevin MurphyEasy.Rider Curl CreamDavinesMELU Anti-Breakage ConditionerMalin + GoetzSage Styling CreamKitschXL Terracotta Checker Creaseless ClipsOuidadCurl Quencher Moisturizing Styling GelKeep in the shower! Evenly distribute and brush through after you rinse conditioner.Grown AlchemistPolishing Facial ExfoliantGrown AlchemistHydra-Restore Lip BalmAsaraiSleepercell Retinol SerumDr. Jart+Ceramidin Skin Barrier Serum TonerBlinkBetterBetterLids Eyelid OintmentLa Roche-PosayCicaplast Balm B5+La Roche-PosayEffaclar A.Z. Acne Face Gel with Azelaic AcidAveenoDaily Moisturizing Dry Body Oil MistCetaphilGentle Skin Cleansing ClothsVanicreamMoisturizing CreamCrystal PeelExfoliating Microdermabrasion Body Bar in LemongrassGen SeeClean Sheen Cheek + Lip Color in Dragon FruitiMethod2-in-1 Dual-Ended Eyebrow Pen in Black BrownSaieDew Bronze Soft-Focus Liquid BronzerTarteTartelette Tubing MascaraMISSHAM Perfect Cover Serum BB CreamEveredenKids Tinted Lip Oil in RedThe 7 VirtuesSantal Vanille Eau de ParfumKitschPistachio Latte Hair & Body Perfume MistPHLURVanilla Smoke Hair & Body MistMaison Louis MarieNo.04 Bois de Balincourt Eau de ParfumOld NavyHug Double-Layer Scoop-Neck Tank Top in Black JackNoirvereScarlett Distressed Leather Tote in Black(gorgeous, but returns are painful)Cole HaanValley Tall BootLeonisaPowerStay Seamless Stay-in-Place Shaper ShortsGood AmericanDolly Joleans Petite Straight Jeans
Louis VuittonMonogram Aviator Sunglasses
Flower MountainYamano 3 Uni Teddy Sneakers
HeathyogaScrunch Butt Lifting Leggings with PocketsJuicy Couture3-Piece Leopard Pajama Set with Matching BraPET SHOWMini Flower Hair Bows
maxbone x Christian CowanJumper Blue Dog Sweater
Noah & PawDog Sling CarrierBurgeonNestDog Car Seat in Milk CowDiggsEvolv Dog Crate

When I’m not deep in a campaign deck, I’m writing long-form fiction and ranting about Medicaid on Substack. Because whether it’s for a brand or a book, I care about words that move people.